Does anyone ever read the first post of a blog? I mean besides the person who wrote it. I don't think I've ever went back to the very first post of a blog I discovered. Well, not if there were more then a couple posts made anyway. So, keeping in mind that no one will ever really read this, I could put pretty much anything here. Of course, I know my luck well enough to know that someone would read it if I put something really strange or disgusting here. Well, the strange would probably be about the same as what will be posted here from here on out. The disgusting would only happen if the Munchkin(my to-be-thirteen-in-five-days son)had any say in what I post.

So, if you are reading this. First of all, I'm sorry. You really must be bored or trying to torment yourself. Secondly, welcome to my insanity fueled by coffee and chocolate. Third, because I really need a third if I'm going to have a first and second, I hope you stick around.